Sunday, 29 January 2012

Theatre Special: Richard II at the Donmar Warehouse



RICHARD II


Stars - Eddie Redmayne, Andrew Buchan, Ron Cook, Sian Thomas, Ben Turner

Director - Michael Grandage

Theatre - Donmar Warerhouse

Memorable Quote - 'Within the hollow crown that rounds the mortal temples of a King keeps Death his court.'

Review - What actors Eddie Redmayne and Andrew Buchan are! Allow me to set the scene: you enter the Donmar and take your assigned place, chatter amongst yourselves and wait for the show to begin; all the while Eddie Redmayne sits zen-like on a carved wooden throne, centre stage, his eyes closed. He wears a luxurious white full-length coat with blue lining and a gold crown, and carries a sceptre. Bells begin to toll and music swells; assorted cast members enter the stage, kneel before their King, and take a position behind him; still he does not stir. Finally he springs into action like a toy coming to life, and his portrayal of a boy-like King during the first half is both amusing and somehow hollow. You get the impression that he is playing at being a King, making the right proclamations and joking about matters of life and death, without any real seriousness; only when John of Gaunt reproaches him do we see something "real". He changes his mind at a word or gesture from those who influence him, but cannot bear to stand by even his own proclamations, changing them at the last moment. Buchan meanwhile steals the first scene, before we even know his significance (unless of course you've read the play): he is hot-headed and passionate in his defense of the King, although suddenly withdrawn and less bold when he learns of his exile. There is some foreshadowing there of what his next actions will be.

The stage is gorgeous: light falls as if through high castle windows, the sounds of birdsong are heard faintly, and you arrive to a cloud of sweet-smelling wood smoke. The use of a balcony area and lower stage allows two scenes to go on at once at some points, and also allows symbolism of status and power. Costuming is also impressive - particularly of note is that long coat worn by Richard in the first half, and though Redmayne may not have quite as accomplished a sweep as one Mr Cumberbatch, it suits him well and lends a sense of drama to his entrances and exits.

The second half, when we return from the interval, is a different beast. Now Redmayne truly comes alive - he is lost, broken, unsure, grieving, angry, meek; when giving up the crown he is tormented, wrenching it away from Buchan's grasp with a howl. The boy playing at being King is become a King playing at being an ordinary man. Buchan is no longer the lowly petitioner Bullingbrook but a vengeful and powerful challenger for the throne, his brown and simple clothing a warrior-like contrast to Richard's gilt and luxurious garments.

Over the course of this second part the tide of favour turns: one cannot help but pity Richard and hope for his return to the throne, as he struggles to conceal a rapidly unravelling identity beneath courtly manners and praise of Bullingbrook that borders on sycophantic. He covers the stage, pacing from one side to the other or leaping across with a newfound, desperate energy. Passion appears as he is separated from his wife, and the heartbreak of it is enough to turn the audience against the new King Henry and such rulings as the one that separates them, particularly in contrast to his reluctance to allow duels. Redmayne also demonstrates a singing voice that is not half bad in the final scene, in which a little humour is not misplaced. The great comedic turn comes however in the form of the wry Duke of York, particularly in his delivery of certain lines and the way he opposes the appeal of his wife and son; only one actor seems to let the cast down, as is often sadly the case, and he speaks few enough lines to almost be ignored. The most laughs come, ultimately, at the throwing of multiple gages during Aumerle's confrontation of Bullingbrook's supporters.

As they take their bows it is possible to observe a difference between the two principal actors. Buchan exudes a quiet triumphance as if he accepts his rightful due: not yet Buchan again perhaps, something of Bullingbrook lingers in his gaze and expression. It is difficult to look away from Redmayne in order to notice this, however - with an ever-moving eye he seems desperate to record the faces of every single audience member, sweeping each row as many times as he can. He returns almost to the boyish uncertainty of the King, seeking to see whether what he has done was good; and good it most certainly was. Though he may be older already than his looks and mannerisms seem to imply, a long and accomplished career may yet be waiting for him.

5/5

Monday, 16 January 2012

This Is England 88, Sherlock: TV Special


#1 - THIS IS ENGLAND 88

Stars - Joe Gilgun, Vicky McClure, Johnny Harris, Rosamund Hanson, Thomas Turgoose, Danielle Watson, Andrew Shim

Director - Shane Meadows

Memorable Quote - 'I wanted to die because of you.'

Review - Phew. I previously reviewed 'This is England '86' as being "a bit harrowing at times", but two years later 'harrowing' is the rule rather than the exception. There are rarely glimpses of hope in this three-parter, mostly concerning Joe Gilgun's interactions with his boss, and those are only of a dark humour as you watch his painful attempts to fit in with people he has nothing in common with. Lol's turn is nothing but dark, dark, dark all the way through, and although it is of course true that not everyone can be happy all the time, I feel a little bit let down by this choice of scripting. What has always been brilliant about the series is that the moments of darkness are matched by those of happiness and laughter, but here it was not so; even Shaun could not provide comic relief, and that I feel was a mistake. The beauty remained intact and the acting as ever was astounding, but if there's to be a next one, let's make sure it returns to the way we loved it before, eh? 3.5/5

#2 - SHERLOCK SERIES 2

Stars - Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Andrew Scott, Loo Brealey, Rupert Graves, Una Stubbs, Lara  Pulver, Russell Tovey

Director - Paul McGuigan, Toby Haynes, 

Memorable Quote - 'Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but for the record, anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.' (Watson)

Review - I'm not actually sure that I'm going to be able to review this without flailing and descending into gibberish. I'm seriously in love with this series - with all aspects of it: the acting, the casting, the way all the old familiar stories have been modernised, the text on the screen, the dialogue - ALL of it. This season saw Irene Adler appear for the first time - and what an appearance she made! The idea of Sherlock having feelings of that nature was an interesting element to add to the existing dynamic, and I'm glad that it was not pushed too far by her continuing in the other episodes (small doses are the way to go). The relationship between John and Sherlock is brilliantly portrayed - you can feel the tension of their differing worldviews under the surface along with the genuine friendship that allows them to tolerate it. The script was witty and wonderful, and the second episode brought in an appropriate Holmesian level of fear and psychological thrills. The Reichenbach Falls, the third and final episode, brought with it a lot of drama along with - at last - a full glimpse of Jim Moriarty's insane evil genius, portrayed fantastically by Andrew Scott. It was a heartbreaker as well as being the cleverest yet, but of course a true Holmes fan would have guessed the twist ending from the corresponding Doyle story, and therein lies the fun... There was also the development of Sherlock's feelings: in the first season he is accused of feeling nothing by John, but in episode one we see that it may be possible to feel attraction to a woman; in episode two he admits he has one friend, John; and in episode three he admits to four, John, Lestrade, Mrs Hudson - and Molly. There could not be a more perfect update for the franchise, and I can only look forward to season three with the wish it would come a little sooner. Is tomorrow too much to ask, boys? 6/5

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Limitless, The Hangover 2, Cowboys and Aliens


#1 - LIMITLESS

Stars - Bradley Cooper, Robert de Niro, Abbie Cornish, Anna Friel

Director - Neil Burger

Memorable Quote - 'What was this drug? I couldn't stay messy on it, I hadn't had a cigarette in six hours, hadn't eaten, so... abstemious and tidy? What was this? A drug for people who wanted to be more anal retentive?'

Review - 'Limitless' presents an interesting concept - a drug that will allow you to use all of your brain, but the payoff is addiction and eventual death when your supply runs out. Plus, everyone who hears about it wants it, most of those people have guns, and our protagonist doesn't know who the suppliers are. Using his new found powers he earns money at a ridiculous rate, cleans up his act and begins to attract prestigious jobs, but how long can it be before it all catches up with him? It certainly packs a few punches and forces us to ask some intriguing questions, and the execution is perfect - as well as the ending: quite the opposite to the "moral of the story" I would have expected, it twisted any preconceived ideas I had upside down and gave a whole new perspective on the plot. I actually really quite enjoyed it, and rather than shoving the "big star" in our faces as you usually find with, say, Russell Crowe, de Niro was really quite subtle here, and I mean that in a good way. 4/5

#2 - THE HANGOVER PART 2

Stars - Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, Ken Jeong, Paul Giamatti, Mike Tyson, Mason Lee

Director - Todd Phillips

Memorable Quote - 'Oh, you are having a bad day. Did you die?'

Review - Oh hey, Bradley Cooper again, being in every movie ever. Returning with just as much chaotic humour as the first time, this sequel is smart and pitched just right. Why fix it if it isn't broken? With recurring performances from the popular Chow and all four original hangover-ees, we follow a very familiar pattern (Cooper has to make the call to a worried fiancee whilst he, Helms, and Galifianakis despair, Doug stays out of it, and someone gets lost), but presented in a new way. This time it is the brother of the bride who is lost, and though the conclusion seems remarkably casual (shouldn't they get him to a hospital? Is he not gutted that he'll never be able to play cello properly again?) the journey is just as enjoyable as it was last time out. Effortlessly combining a kind of backwards detective genre with frat boy humour, one wonders if they might score a hat trick next year. 5/5

#3 - COWBOYS AND ALIENS

Stars - Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde, Paul Dano, Keith Carradine

Director - Jon Favreau

Memorable Quote - 'I don't know much about boats, but I'd say that one's upside down.'

Review - Listen, seriously, guys. Cowboys. And then aliens. Cowboys, okay, and then aliens. Cowboys and aliens. It's right there in the name. Do you really need to know anything more about how awesome this movie must be? Really? Well, alright then, I'll tell you: Daniel Craig is an incredibly convincing Man With No Name type (honestly, becoming James Bond may have been the worst thing to happen to him, because it hides the fact that he's actually a real actor), Harrison Ford makes a decent bad-guy-with-a-heart, and the aliens aren't half bad either. I don't understand any bad reviews this gets, I just don't. Seriously, cowboys. And aliens. Plus, I do love seeing Paul Dano yet again play a tiny supporting role with more skill in his little finger than most A-listers; it is getting a bit tiresome to see such skill wasted in the background, though, and I'm hoping the rest of Hollywood will begin to wise up and get him back to those stronger roles he deserves. But anyway; Cowboys. With aliens. Doing battle. Awesome. 5/5

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Saturday, 14 January 2012

Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Escape from Alcatraz, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey


#1 - VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA

Stars - Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, Javier Bardem, Rebecca Hall

Director - Woody Allen

Memorable Quote - "Maria Elena used to say that only unfulfilled love could be romantic."

Review - A lot of this movie passes by without much seeming to happen, although undoubtedly it does; there is just such a weird sense of calm emanating from the voice of the narrator that it is difficult to feel moved or rushed by the events of the plot.  The storyline itself is, I suppose quite interesting; Bardem and Cruz steal the entire show, unfortunately, leaving Johansson looking like a stroppy nobody and letting Hall fade into the background as they simmer with Spanish passion. I'm more interested in their story than in the story of the two women on holiday, and this I feel is where the film falls down. It was not necessary to go for Johansson - I don't think I've ever watched a film starring her where she didn't distract me by being the same character as always and a terrible actress to boot - but Allen seems to be a little in love with her, and I suppose that's why she was there. Had potential, but did not reach it. 2.5/5

#2 - ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ

Stars - Clint Eastwood, Paul Benjamin, Larry Hankin

Director - Don Seigel

Memorable Quote - "No one has ever escaped from Alcatraz. And no one ever will!"

Review - Hmm, films based on true events are actually a bit less exciting when you already know the ending. Still, this is an interesting look at the way the real escape from Alcatraz was engineered, with, of course, a few Hollywood licenses. Eastwood is as glower-y as ever, pulling off quite well the image of the convict you don't want to mess with, and you can't help but feel the tension rise as they carry out their escape attempt, narrowly avoiding discovery by guards throughout. I can't say really very much about it, to be honest; it was there, I watched it, it was neither devastatingly terrible nor astoundingly good. It introduced no new ideas but did put action to a well-known story, allowing you to see how it all played out. A bit of a strange one, really. 3/5

#3 - BILL AND TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY

Stars - Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, William Sadler, Joss Ackland

Director - Stephen Herek

Memorable Quote - "You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."

Review - Ha, I love Bill and Ted. If you're a teenager you need look no further for some good entertainment, and I dare say it still appeals as you get older too. The caricatures painted by Reeves and Winter are excellent (see what I did there), and the Grim Reaper is just hilarious in every way. Though the special effects have aged, the stupid humour has not, and if you're like me you can't help but giggle in anticipation of your favourite bits from childhood coming up. Highlights include playing games to get out of dying, appearing on stage as part of a rock band, mugging people of their clothes in order to get into heaven... I'm not going to review this any further, just go watch it and enjoy it and thank me later. 5/5

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Thursday, 24 November 2011

The Blair Witch Project, GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra, Bad Teacher


#1 - THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT


Stars - Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams, Joshua Leonard

Director - Eduardo Sanchez, Daniel Myrick

Memorable Quote - 'It's not the same on film is it? I mean, you know it's real, but it's like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side.'

Review - What a treat! A horror movie that is actually quite scary? It's been some time since I witnessed one of those. Now, I'm sure I'm a thousand years behind everyone else, but I think there's a reason that the Blair Witch has become deeply embedded in our cultural consciousness: it's simply fantastic. From the realism of the fact that the actors really were terrified and annoyed and walking around in the woods for days only to end up in the same spot, to the successful filming techniques that make it seem all the more real as well as making it scarier by allowing us to see but not hear the menace, this is an almost perfect scary movie. My one possible criticism (and I had to really think to come up with one) is that the ending felt a little closed off to me - we were presented with the murder method described earlier in the interview scenes, giving us a more concrete idea of what might have murdered them, rather than leaving it open as some unknown supernatural force that could have been the ghost of the murderer or could have been the Blair Witch, or even something different. If, like me, you've waited this long into the 21st century to see it, I advise you to do so immediately. 4.5/5

#2 - GI JOE: RISE OF THE COBRA

Stars - Christopher Eccleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Byung-Hun Lee, Sienna Miller, Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans

Director - Stephen Sommers

Memorable Quote - "When our master was killed, you took a vow of silence. Now you will die without a word."

Review -  It's hard to believe, sometimes, that people in movie universes can be quite so stupid. If I, who was only watching from a television screen and kept looking away in order to eat snacks, can recognise Joseph Gordon-Levitt from one twitch of an eyebrow, it really is amazing that his own sister and her fiance were completely unaware as to his identity even when he was stood right next to them. Still, that's Hollywood for you, and for me the whole film seemed to fall just a little bit short. Maybe it was aimed at a younger audience, or maybe I'm just jaded. Either way, it seemed a little like Star Wars for superhero-fan kids, with a couple of nods to their parents thrown in, and no true entertainment value. It passed a couple of hours for me, but the plot holes kept me from relaxing and I won't be watching it again voluntarily. A middling and forgettable effort. 2.5/5

#3 - BAD TEACHER

Stars - Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Jason Segel, Lucy Punch

Director - Jake Kasdan

Memorable Quote - Something about a squirrel

Review - Bad teacher? More like bad acting, bad casting, bad storyline. I felt nothing more than a vaguely nauseated boredom whilst watching this. The "plot twists" were obvious from the very outset of the movie, and really the protagonist is unlikeable in every way. It's quite a shame that she ended up with anyone at all quite frankly, since she basically destroys the Squirrel woman on purpose without even wanting to be with the guy she ended up with. If this was reality I should be very concerned indeed for the fate of the children in the school who needed guidance, and actually I can't be bothered to waste any more words or effort on this review. 1/5

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Sunday, 13 November 2011

Once Upon a Time in the West, Pulp Fiction, RED


#1 - ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST

Stars - Charles Bronson, Jason Robards, Claudia Cardinale, Henry Fonda, Gabriele Ferzetti

Director - Sergio Leone

Memorable Quote - 'He not only plays. He can shoot too.'

Review - Good lord, Morricone is a genius of our time, is he not? The musical score in this is spine-tinglingly good, to the extent that some of the action was actually written to the score - a technique that delivers amazing results. Even in less obvious compositions, such as the frankly amazing opening scene, sound is all-important and used to its full potential. Harmonica Man may actually be less famous than his own theme music, but he's a damn good Western character, with a tragic backstory to avenge, a preternatural ability to only show up at pivotal moments, and the ability to outfox every other character on screen. Cheyenne is a lovable rogue, a man you almost want to see end up with the heroine after all, and his final scene is both poignant and a great summary of the character himself. Frank is suitably evil throughout, while Morton is instead a pitiable figure; Jill, meanwhile, is a perfect female lead for a Western: gutsy, strong of character, and not afraid to play a few games herself. The plot is driven, and it drives us on to the finish - as each character tries to outwit the other, we gradually boil away all of the deception and bravado until we finish with the simple contest of two men, who will blink first, and who is quicker with a gun. This is Western movie gold.

Here's a final thought to sum up the awesomeness of this movie: the three guys on the train platform at the start were originally supposed to be Blondie, Angel Eyes, and Tuco. Imagine that as the start of a Western. Imagine that. 5/5

#2 - PULP FICTION

Stars - Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta,  Uma Thurman, Bruce Willis, Tim Roth, Ving Rhames

Director - Quentin Tarantino

Memorable Quote - 'They speak English in "what"?!'

Review - What a classic! One of the most quotable films in existence, you can't go far on the internet before running across a line from this. Like many of Tarantino's films, it is punchy, bloody, and memorable. Each character is well-formed and distinct, with even Bruce Willis managing to look as if he's actually acting. Jackson is clearly the stand-out performance - not surprising when you consider that the role was written for him - but Roth is also a star as the restaurant-robbing 'Pumpkin'. I could go on and on about how awesome this movie is, too, but if you've seen it you already know that. If you haven't seen it, what are you waiting around reading this review for? Go watch it now! 5/5

#3 - RED

Stars - Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Mary-Louise Parker, Karl Urban

Director - Robert Schwentke

Memorable Quote - 'You just got your ass handed to you by a goddamned retiree!'

Review - There's one thing I'll always stand by: no one does insane guy who wants to kill everybody like John Malkovich. I mean, Steve Buscemi's pretty good at it, but come on... John Malkovich! Here at his rambling best, he joins a cast that have certainly seen better years - though I actually fail to see much difference in the age-based evolutionary stages of Bruce Willis between now and the movie above. When they talk of aging it is with a certain poignancy, since these are actors who have graced our screens since they were much younger, now finding themselves relegated to the older-person roles. It's funny, convincing, and above all fun, and while it won't be winning any awards for the cleverest film, it's certainly more than enough entertainment for a night in. Who can argue with a cast list like that, anyway? Stick any more screen legends in it and you wouldn't have room on the front of the DVD! 4/5

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Sunday, 6 November 2011

Splice, The Jacket, Trainspotting


#1 - SPLICE

Stars -  Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley, Delphine ChanĂ©ac

Director - Vincenzo Natali

Memorable Quote - 'If you could understand crazy, it wouldn't be crazy.'

Review - 'Splice' is about two young scientists, incredibly gifted and in love to boot, who discover a way to mix DNA from different sources to create a life-form that can cure many diseases. When they are forbidden from including human DNA in the mix, they go ahead and do it anyway, and their secret project becomes humanoid female Dren, a creature with strong rabbit-like legs, a lethally barbed tail, and several other unique abilities. Hilariously, someone cast as Brody's younger brother has been Brody-fied, seemingly for not much reason considering that he only has about four speaking lines. Although we start with seemingly innocent experimentation and a need to be a mother, we quickly descend into something far more horrifying as Dren's abilities soon put her out of her 'parents'' control. The conclusion is bloody, and certainly raises ethical questions about parenthood as much as it does about experimentation. Brody fans will love it, realism fans perhaps not as much. 4/5.

#2 - THE JACKET

Stars - Adrien Brody, Keira Knightley, Kris Kristofferson, Daniel Craig

Director - John Maybury

Memorable Quote - 'Sometimes I think we live through things only to be able to say that it happened. That it wasn't to someone else, it was to me.'

Review - Ah, must have been Adrien Brody week when I was watching these. Well, this is actually quite a pleasing watch, as it will give modern viewers the shock of their lives: Keira Knightley, being American, getting naked like she always used to, and actually having skin on her actual bones. For once she does not seem about to snap in half, although whether that is due to her weight or to the fact that Jack Starks keeps propping her up is in debate. This slightly strange time-travel story follows Starks after being shot in the head in Iraq, losing his memory functions, and being implicated in a murder of which he is innocent. Sentenced to insanity, he is put into the jacket as part of a new psychological experiment that ought to cure him, according to his doctor. Instead, he discovers the ability to move forward in time by fifteen years, in order to try to solve his own death. Brody is of course compelling - he really does look sick for most of it, and when we are locked into the jacket along with him the scene is harrowingly personal. My one disappointment is that Craig's character - brilliantly acted, actually, and very interesting - seems little more than an extended cameo. Still, a good effort. 4/5

#3 - TRAINSPOTTING

Stars - Ewan McGregor, Johnny Lee Miller, Ewen Bremner, Robert Carlyle

Director - Danny Boyle

Memorable Quote - 'Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career.'

Review - A classic this, and for good reason. Though the characters may glorify heroin, the film itself does not, and we follow these five unfortunates through their experiences with the drug. Renton wants to stop using it, but cold turkey's incredibly hard. Sick Boy can stop any time he wants, but it takes nothing short of tragedy to convince him he wants to. Spud's desperation to get money for the drug lands him in jail, while Begbie's rejection of it does nothing to stop the police hunting him down over his anger problems. Finally, Tommy seems to be leading a great life, until his curiosity over his friends' habits becomes too much to resist. With many memorable and harrowing scenes (Baby Dawn, the Worst Toilet in Scotland, Renton's withdrawal, the fight in the pub), you can't help but actually feel a little bit relieved when Renton walks away from it all at the end. Sure, Sick Boy and Begbie might miss out a bit, but at least you feel that Renton might have a chance at actually getting that life he's chosen. Disgusting, shocking, funny, and moving - an essential watch for anyone over the age of eighteen, I'd say. 5/5

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